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March 13, 2009

Hello all.

First off, my internet connection is BEYOND SUCKY and it will be a wonder if I remain on long enough to publish this post so TAD, if you’re reading this, you’ll know why I can’t come online. Please email me the details and I’ll try to find WiFi somewhere and get back to you. Sorry for the delay.

Secondly, I’m alive.

I’ve been reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus in an effort to understood more about the male psyche  but instead found out more about my own psyche and already halfway into the book, it has explained three quarters of our previous fights and it wasn’t as complex as I thought it was. It is simply because men and women are so completely different in thought, emotion and processing faculties.

On other news, Cranium is awesomeawesome. If you haven’t played it, you should. A bunch of us got together on the public holiday and played three rounds plus a Taboo session and by dinner I had a headache, it was quite mentally challenging, but awesomeawesome.

And has anybody else noticed that Lent is just soooooo long? 45 days including Sundays makes it about 6 weeks plus change. And it’s only now that they’ve happily changed the McDonalds’ value meal lunch time specials from weekdays to Now Every Day! And that special reminder is displayed on every TV ad, bus, billboard and magazine. Satan must be working on overtime. The bastard.

I was going through my old photos on Picassa today and it’s like, Who WAS I and had I not heard of a groomer or a fashion statement or HEELS? Then again, I think it’s one of those things where in five years I’m sure I’ll look back at my current pictures and think OMG, WHO WAS I AND DID I ACTUALLY THINK THAT DRESS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

As long as the wrinkles stay away. I think I’ll only welcome wrinkles when I’m 59.

By the way, if America is a good nation and vote appropriately for Idol, I’m pretty sure Adam Lambert has a good shot of making it. Plus with the new Judge’s Save card, even if he is booted off, I’m sure he’ll be okay. Also, I hope Paula Abdul stops orgasming/crying/stammering/predicting winners every time Adam Lambert performs or it’s gonna be a long 10 weeks.

I think it might be a toss up between Adam Lambert, Lil Rounds and Danny Gokey. In that order.
And forgive me for being totally biased but I love Anoop and he’s oh so cute, I hope he picks good songs at least for awhile because let’s face it, they made it a Top 13 for him so he better appreciate the heck out of it and DELIVER.

Anyway here’s to Easter and a return of my meat and alcohol and french fries and Coke.