So you think you get boring emails?

Dear Anisha,

Hahahah heyyy misssy -

Thanks for your email, I’ve been missing u and His Wentworthiness a lot lately – sadly I am STILL at episode 5 of Prison Break (I KNOW I KNOW I should hang myself with shame) but I can’t help myself, it’s a combination of many things really, I’m a bit lazy and well… that’s about it :p but I PROMISE I’ll get down to it.

We’ve had plenty of family staying over ’cause my cousin goes of to the army for 2 years today and they can’t come for their annual xmas thingie, and I’ve been living like bit of a nomad lately cuz ppl keep using my room and I have to wander from room to room with my towel and a change of clothes just in case said ppl decide to sleep late and lock the door and I can’t get in to use my stuff.. it’ s complex. But I took 5 days off work and had an awesome time nonetheless. In the midst of all the crowd while everybody was busy preparing lunch (and I was busy watching Ugly Betty and eating chocolate) we got a call that my brother had injured himself while playing futsal and had to be rushed to the hospital.

So then there was the flurry of departures into the car and it was raining so heavily and my mom came in her sauce-stained blouse because she was so worried that she didn’t change out of the top she was using to marinate the chicken and we rushed to the hospital in the rain and my dad parked the car so suddenly, he turned off the engine without putting the wipers down. Anyway. His trauma emergency doctor on call was someone named Osama and he said that my brother had fractured his collarbone in three places but his blood test was within normal but they needed to do a CAT scan bec he had passed out after the collision and they were afraid there was some internal bleeding. Anyway, everything turned out okay and they kept him overnight for observation but my poor grandmother spent her birthday in the hospital with him and we couldn’t collect that gorgeous mud cake we had booked, sigh sigh sigh…

Anyways this week was something else. Since I took Monday and Tuesday off, I came in on Wednesday and found out that there has been a series of strange happenings at work. As in a daily occurrence, like somebody has been playing pranks for fun but nobody knows who it is and some of it is becoming pretty serious.

We have many theories as to what may be happening. One – its probably a string of events that’s just occurring in a highly coincidental fashion. Two – it’s a ghost, and it’s not unlikely – the med school cadaver(s) are downstairs (scary enough I would say!). Three – that somebody is playing a mean mean prank and doesn’t know any better. And four (and probably scariest) – that it’s some sort of sabotage. I’m betting on One because nothing as interesting as a ghost ever happens to me so that’s that. Everybody is sort of wondering what else is in store.

Anyway that’s the grand recent happenings of my life -_- nothing as exciting as the wedding you attended but I thought I should give you sth too hahaha — and wow, props to you for playing your role as bridesmaid appropriately, I would have dropped all the trays, fallen over my sari, broken the mirror and cursed myself for seven years.

OH I watched Twilight and the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter (Robert Pattinson) is in it and can I say, it was a total chick flick but HE WAS SO INSANELY hot, I want to date a vampire myself now. Hahaha, what else what else?

Yep that’s it – I plan to wrap up work by next Friday and then start Xmas shopping and cookie baking and tree decorating and sleeping in. Sigh sigh sigh. Countingcounting.

I miss you muchness, please do email me about all the weddings you’re supposed to be attending seeing as how it’s wedding season in your family and all but if you get yourself hitched without telling me I will come and murder you myself.

Lots of wentloving,
Feli