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Hit(wo)man

October 9, 2007

Listening to : Crazy – The Kooks (thanks Noonie)
“My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb”

Things I shouldn’t be doing when I’m supposed to be busy:

1. Generating my Hitman name which is apparently:

Sneaky Pete

People Iced: Twenty Four
Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny
Arms Broken: One
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Fork
Favorite Killing Spot: The Kitchen
Tongues Cut Off: Eighteen
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Nine

2. My Ideal Cocktail

Main Ingredient:

wicked

1 Part: Fascinating
A Hint Of: Disagreeable
2 Parts: Mean

AND

3. My (Supposed) Doom:

Your Killer:

your boyfriend

When: After Brunch
What: A Pencil
Where: At the beach
Why: No Particular Reason

Maybe he killed me before my alter ego Sneaky Pete could kill him in the kitchen with her rusty fork. Explaining the brunch part.

:lol:

If I had a ‘rofl’ emoticon, it’d be right here. You guys can play too by clicking on the highlighted links to find out how you “die.”

So that I’m not the only one procastinating.
Pretty please.

Entertainment nowadays is so wholesome, dontcha’ think?

One comment

  1. I would like to see a continuation of the topic



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